Legion Deserter
I gain all allied everywhere buffs.
"Act One: An ex-soldier, having abandoned his post following the theft of an ancient Kashuri artifact, hides at a Qayanvi bar, full of arrogance and too much drink. Little does he know, his stolen treasure whispers of all it sees to its true owner! His life pours away like so much wine, Noxian crimson on Ionian gold."
Kudos Productions